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About Us
Socialubricant
One day, a buddy was wearing one of those generic “Hello, My Name Is” stickers on his shirt. It was blank…just white space…so I took a permanent marker (is there any other kind!) and wrote in something that would change his life forever. I wrote: “I am here to satisfy your every need.” He has since won the lottery, found the love of his life, and lives a happy-go-lucky life (well, at least one of those is true). Since then, we have honed our craft to create stickers that make you LOL (for you elders, that means laugh out loud).
“Whenever I wear a socialubricant sticker, I meet people — weird, time traveling people without a home — but still, I meet people.”
Over time, socialubricant has become a sensation (all six senses get tingly, if you know what I mean). Find us every year at the New Orleans Jazz and Heritage Festival of Good Times and Memory Loss, just ask anyone for the “sticker guy.”
Note on the image to the left: This is not a picture of me, but wordpress thinks it represents some kind of business owner (they are out-of-touch.com).
Our Mission
You don’t have to pick a sticker. But, if you do, you must wear it no matter what it says (make sure you say this when handing out the stickers).
Our Vision
We envision a world where everyone gets along. Since that seems like it’s not going to happen this year, we instead envision a world where every person — regardless of ethnicity, religion, sexual preference, gender orientation, abilities, and degree of hair loss — has a place where they can get their party on.
Our Values
We believe in the moment just before the snarf — when liquid passes through your nose because of something so shockingly funny. That very short moment in time contains the essence of socialubricant.
